Cognitive Dissonance Alarm Box...

Super secure device that automatically locks away
 all those thoughts and concepts that would otherwise cause disquiet.
With this device you'll never have to bother with 
the anxiety produced by people and situations that don't make sense,
 or would indeed lead to a challenge in your 'status quo'.


With handy red flashing light that tells you a migraine's coming on...
without the bother of ever having to think through or grapple with
whatever is really bothering you.